I open with funny shit all the time..

Sorry I'm late, I promise I won't keep you waiting so long next time

And the same the other way round.....you're late, I've been waiting ages for you

Girl has shopping bags.....so did you buy me anything nice? Fluffy handcuffs?

Go right up to a girl & have about 10 cheesy obvious pickup lines memorized & start spitting them one after another

Girl is lying down in the park, jump on the ground beside her.....holy shit I just fell out of that tree & landed here beside you, what's your name? (seen vitaly do this on a video today, can't wait to try it)