Love this.

Best way to do it is create it so it is ambiguous first, as if its a real life story. I.e.

The madest thing just happened.... i was adopted in and raised by a couple in kansas in america...

so i just been outside and these 2 guys and a girl start trying to fight with me....

so anyway, i check and dont have my mobile, i looked over the road and i see a phone box thought, i need to get to that.

So i run over to the phone box, put on a blue suit and my red cape... and i just flew around fighting these 3 people.... was really mad...

Im Superman by the way, whats your name.

U can do this with ANYTHIN!!!! gonna do this on holiday for a laff.