Haha yes Ill try Jaz's poo one and the "I had a wank over you last night" one too. Those will be field reported!

Im glad no one started telling me the opener isn't important haha!

Trying to get into more self-amusement whilst talking to girls rather than 'trying to get her' if that even makes any sense.

I wanted to try these:

Fall over next to a girl, call her for help and say "I've fallen in love with you".

Go up and cold read her entire life, name, personality, however ridiculous for agggess, like 3 minutes. Just spouting nonsense to her, pause and be like "So how's it going?".

"I got bad news from the doctors, if I don't have sex in the next ten minutes Im going to die"

"i bet you a blowjob you wont have sex with me"

Gangnam style over to her

Facebook like and dislike stamping girls.

Walk over and talk about the plot of a Hollywood film, as if it just happened to you.