Anythin random.

Do you think its unethical to carry a goldfish in ur pocket.

Hi whats your name ??? ... and do you have any form of ID to prove that is in fact your real name

Excuse me, can u just hold this shoe for a min.

Excuse me, did you used to play barry from eastenders?

Im pretty sure i had a Wank over you in a porno last night.

Any chance you want to give me a fake telephone number??

You have such beautiful elbows.

just whatever random shit u can think of... they just came to me then... it just needs to be something to make them go huh?