Okay, best openers you guys use?

I've tried the jealous girlfriend opener one a lot straight after reading the game, to not much success. I actually once foolishly pointed out that my friend was going through that problem, until he came over and they asked him, and he was like "What are you talking about?" Despite the winks and nudges!

I like the "I need that get your opinion on my new *accessory/clothing item*, and seen's as your easily the coolest person in this place second to me, I thought I'd ask you"

Thats gets me with a good conversation going, then later on I demote them to tenth coolest person if they say something dorky

And sometimes its just good with the observational humor to get the conversation going.

But what openers do you guys use?