Good to see Hammer Time back, he doesn't mince his words!

Witty Pun, you need to move to a bigger town. At your age mate you really should get out there, Im from a small town originally and if you dont get out at young age chances are you'll stay there for life whilst also developing an unhealthy 'small town' mentality. A lot of my friends have it, they're all narrow-minded, cynical and have never really lived. Needless to say none of them get girls either!