Joe you're getting very upset here that you've not got the system. The system for getting girls to go back with you...

But you're not seeing the forest for the trees here. There is no system.

Stop looking for 'steps' (god, they were terrible..) or the next stage nobody has told you yet.

There isn't one.

Now, accept that. Forget everything you think you know about girls and do only these three things from now on:

- Touch the girls more, elbows, back of hand, your hand hooked round her lower back (for gradual pull-in's only)
- Less is more, don't stick your tongue down her throat for ages, kiss once and move on asking more questions about her humorously unnecessary slim fast diet. Leave her wanting more.
- When you're ready, grab her hand firmly but not aggressively and tell her you're going back to yours to make milkshakes. Do this when you feel you want to. Best done from 2am->

This will get you laid.