Yo - my two cents:

1) Don't have a "forum night" just go on when you want to - best done at work!

2) Don't beat yourself up cos you came across "needy" on your fb chat with dirty slut. She continued talking for all those hours, she clearly in to you.

3) Man up about lack of sleep!

4) The rocky horror show is awful. Jeez man

5) Who cares if she doesn't like your film? lol

6) "Do anything you tell her to do"..... such as!!??

7) Day game openers, good lad

8) Lovefish. She is 17. She is legal! Fuck her on the downlow. If she tells her bro (which she wouldn't), enjoy the drama, laugh it off and say she wishes Do it!!!!! do ittt!!!

9) Don't worry about the bad night out, sounds to me like you have lame company and it is hard to maintain state when everyone else is a douche, just cos women are good to fuck in bed or threesomes don't mean they have awesome personalities, in my opinion you're trying to maintain your standing with your fuck buddys in public and it just seems to go downhill from there... You need to re establish your grounding, invite them round to yours or something, take control, fuck them both again dude

10) Yes, use and abuse the black cat, and make sure you do cum in her eye

11) As for your "date" just get her round yours, order food, bottle of wine, viagra, fuck her

12) Stop worrying about money. If it happens, it happens. Worrying ain't changing shit! It is pointless effort wasted.

13) Dudes don't really meet up on man dates much. Wouldn't worry about it.

14) Gym will probably increase your sex drive. Don't worr about it though. If your horny your horny. If not, your not. Watch loads of porn and don't jack off. Usually gets me going.

If you are anxious about anything this may make you less horny. Just chill out and relax. No doc needed.

15) Don't try be funny. Just let it come naturally. Watch comedies. Hang out more with people and get involved in banter and never take it personally or be embarrassed about anything you say. Just laugh it off.

16) If you can't "handle" the uber hotties, fuck some mega sexy whores and then re-evaluate your perception of them. They are all people, probably just get approached a bit more by brave guys.