Originally Posted by Refl3x

no no no no


Me - whats your plans tonight chick
her - bens coming round
Me ben????
Her- my ex
me- erm random!
her- dont worry hes just a friend
me-cool (enters wargames mode)

week later

Her-hey gorgeous what you upto tonight
me - Kimberleys coming round
her- whos that (strained voice)
me- oh shes just a good friend of mine dont worry

later after shes checked facebook to see kims a hot blonde

her- jeleously rant
me- your friends with your ex- dont be a hypocrite
me- ok then we have a rule..(dictate terms)

the end