FIFA is for fanboys. Pro Evo is for men. Despite it being a worse game.

To be honest, I'm annoyed I was such a little bitch yesterday - "I didn't flirt with her, she made me think she was taken, boo hoo". This is a girl who chatted me, a complete stranger, up on a train. Of course it's on.

Anyway, I'll see her again for Detonate next Friday and pull her then. Now I know where the goalposts are I can curl one in from 30 yards (see what I did with the football thing there?).