I poked and got chatting to a lapdancer on FB yesterday, within 2 messages she had given me her number (i didnt even ask for it)
so we swap 2 txts and i just think--cant be arsed, so i ring her.
all i get is ATTITUDE for 20 minutes on the phone-- total personality failure!

she goes

HB: do you know how many guys message me on FB and say oh your really gorgeous, can i take you out for a drink, and then back to mine to watch a dvd -- they all just want to fuck me.

Me: ok, well i would ahve asked you out for a drink but youve just blown me out the water.
ok im off now ciao

she txts me after saying 'im interested'

i just tell her shes got a bad attitude and i wont put up with it.

THE END

ive realised - why am i even slightly interested in being around somone with a personality/attitude like that-- id seriously rather spend a month wanking alone looking at pictures of animals than being fake and pushing her for a fuck