Without quoting, I like Craigus comment above he's very acurate.

I've read many books on women and still no wiser, freud concluding after 30 years research that he still hasn't got the first clue about them.

I've had girls flake on me then had them email months later, wanting to be chased again and bedded. That's women for ya.


I'm guessing the missing parrot is a variation of the missing dog which if I remember is walking down a street 'have you seen my scotty dog', he's about this high, scruffy looking. No. Okay let me take your number and I'll give you a call to let you know when you can stop looking for him.

EDIT the parrot was posted above whilst I was typing and seems I was right.