5am.... Its sunny im in my luxurious villa i awake to find penolope cruz smiling at me with a wicked grin her face lying naked with jennifer love hewitt both in there prime begging me to give them a good seeing to which i readily do the deed.

9am....I go to the local tennis club and challenge the club pro that im gonna beat him severly i play just like rafael nadal hitting all over the court i win 6.0,6.0..6.0.

11am.... im super charged and ready for my next adventure my high powrered motor bike is outside the local bank i rob at gunpoint the police give chase im in big trouble but i evade them proper french connection chase i just get home with the money.

1300....I have a dinner party my guest are george orwell,churhill.brando i have the finest cuisine money can by hewitt and cruz are waitressing my foot stall is chris evans i give him a kick just for the hell of it sinatra is singing with his brass band its glorious i have a great conversation with dh laurenceand orwell.

1600....i arrive at shorham airport my f16 is fueled ready to burn the sussex downs and the locals as i fly at the locals at a low level and with speed.

....1900, im in the local casino with my spoils and win at poker the mangeris going crazy with my amazing skill.

2200...Im at maddison square garderns im top of the bill as my opponent is suger ray robinson we fight for 15 rounds at a furious tempo i knock him out in the 15th round the crowd go crazy.

2330... in the shower cruz and hewitt are soaping me down i give them some love.

2359...The perfert day is nearly over it hits 0000 im totally fucked and..... go to sleep.