I find stuff like this 'interesting'

How about you turn your sarges on its head and just plan to go out with a couple of wings-- have a giggle with each other and dont think about opening chicks and just open them as and when the situation arises?

It just seems like a massive forced situation you are putting yourself into, which i think will then come across to people you are chatting to.
then again maybe if you do it all enoguh it wont seem forced in future.

Who knows, i dont