OK well I didn't read the replies, but I imagine they're all telling you to learn PUA and sleep with a billion women.

Here's the thing. You haven't had a long relationship because there's obviously something about you that women don't like, and it's not your ability to 'pick them up'. Do some soul-searching, find out what it is you don't like about yourself and what women don't like, and change it. It's really that simple.

In terms of meeting women, just go out with your friends and talk to them (the women). Don't read any silly material or learn any lines, just be yourself and you will be fine.

I'm no self help guru or master PUA, but I know how to be normal, how to be happy and slept with a reasonable number of women so aren't totally clueless. Come out with me and my mates for a night out if you're ever in Manchester and I bet I can put you on the right path. And I won't charge you $999999.