They're supposed to be tight - that's the whole point! You know what'd happen if they were loose? You'd pull out, and she'd be left with the condom inside her. Do you want to go leaving bags of ejaculate within your lady's vadge? I'm tellin yer, unless she's very understanding, that might seem a trifle impolite.

However, I do agree with condom related issues. Its hardly the best thing in the world is it. You're there with a smoking hot naked woman, and just as things get really good, you've got to stop for 30 seconds while you cling film your penis.

With a one night stand, sadly, its unavoidable. Its rather daft of you to take risks. With a longer term girl, its worth having a conversation with her about alternative forms of contraception.