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Default Apparently Pixie drinks lots - 10-01-2011, 09:41 PM

Today 10th Jan.
A chance encouter leads to a instant date and a set up for a d2 at modern art oxford. Its very kind of you to read on by doing so your'll be reading about how i talked on topics including , art ,hair dye, pea- cocking and there are a few jokes thrown in .. naturally. Thanks to the RSD blueprint decoded to give me this boost. seriously you had to be there ... !

OXFORD. Headington.London Rd. Boots to Starbucks...(Here comes the girl... love it Boots rocks)

Spot Blonde HB 7.5 Pixie Lott type with hot boots and crazy head band warmer thing... So i ran up alongside... as she walked in to Boots at same time I choose to go in

Opened and said: Happy new year ! seriously check your head gear !! wheres that from ?

HB7.5: (shocked) oh !! err what? happy new year ..its new look (laughing)

Golden:ha you mean new look for the year (jokes)... not out of a cracker then ! ... so then not a present either ...???

HB7.5: I'm too old for presents.

(HB7.5 is 21. fine art student... we've now walked up2 the hair colour section)
Golden:yeah right too old .. so i wont be ever giving you anything (cocky funny flirty)

HB7.5:You're a bit forward....

(ignoring)

Golden: Okay let me guess so you're going to dye your hair (sarcastic)

HB7.5: You're pretty observant haha (sarcastic)

Golden: yeah well i noticed you're crazy head gear.... do you wear it so you can't :whip your hair back and forth ? whip your hair back and forth ...(she laughs and breaks it into fits as i keep repeatedly singing it at her .... ala willow smith) ...so let me guess you're going to dye it red???
(HB7.5 is a fake Blondie)

HB7.5:Nah i just need to redo roots...

Golden:Well dye it some crazy hair colour i might be interested in hanging out with you... just i have tooo many blondes already... something like red that would give you a dangerous edge

HB7.5: Well we have too many people on our course with red hair so no ... i like to be different in a different way like wearing my ear warmers you noticed those didn't you

Golden: (i kinda ignore) Hmm yea so very different you take new look -the chain shop look !! (check my watch) anyways i literally have 22 minutes so once you stop holding me up from buying my lip balm (what else!) you can come with me to Starbucks and continue this awesome chat i wanna hear more art talk!

(After 10 seconds or so of laughter and me looking seriously deadpan ... first time she seen me serious as ive joked the way through this...)

HB7.5: Yeah go on then why not (smiling)
Golden replies: err way more enthusiasm please !

she complies and touches my hand , cant say my heart went, but i was touched literally !

i then say you can only touch my hand when we cross the road.. but I'm guessing you'd use the traffic lights...(Starbucks is across the road)

HB7.5: why do you say that?

Golden:coz you're not someone who lives dangerously .. like if you were one of the crazy dyed red headed art people... i mean i wouldn't even have to comment on your head gear are you pea-cocking or something!! ...

(i explain what pea-cocking is to her, she seemed to think i was same-sex from my fashion knowledge ! HB7.5 insists she was wearing head gear for practical use)

HB7.5:ha well i could set you up with this guy on my course, he has funky blue/red hair maybe you'd get as you can't handle any more blondes in your life.

Golden: (ignore her plea and attempted frame) Well i might be interested but would he laugh as much as you do ..

HB7.5: well i think you're pretty funny.(compliment)

Golden: (in style of ricky gervais) cut off point.

HB7.5: what ?

Golden:always remember the cut off point! you're pretty... ! and then you hit me with your second compliment

HB7: (laughing and confused) which is??

Golden: Something about me being funny !... anyway like let me get my balm and go

At the till i use the advantage card to my advantage and when paying the guy asks if i have a boots card.
i 'm like yeah and hes like "can you put it in there " referring to card holder and i say ....

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID (making out HB7.5 as the SHE)...jajaja!!!

laughs all round...shop assitant lovin it !

i hugged her after my lil playfull ways

From there when we came out of boots (bouncing i believe is the term?) to Starbucks (other coffe houses are avaliable) and approached the road...

So get this now HB7.5 asks me to hold hands !! "so are we holding hands as we are risking our lives not crossing the road at traffic lights?"

HB7.5 claimed she was trying to prove a point by not crossing at lights...

Golden proved a point by letting go of her hand after we crossed...

Starbucks (please note other coffee houses are avaliable LOL!): we briefly talked more about what we do and i was somewhat interested in the art and her passion for it and as i had to jet i mention how interesting modern art is and have set up a D2 for thurs...Number closed and it is only then she realized she never knew my name...

HB7.5 asked me for it as i took her name and swapped numbers.

Golden says i ll tell you Thurs.... you'll just have to think about ME till then ...!


HB7.5 has since kindly sent me a text "LOL such fun meeting you earlier if i guess your name rite before thurs will you tell. ??xx"

I wont be contacting her till Thurs just the way i roll.
And now i'm just gonna relax with a glass of milk.......apparently pixie drinks lots

Keep it natural


IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING

Last edited by keanugoldenboy; 10-01-2011 at 11:12 PM.
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