Is it "golddigging whore"? That's the phrase I'd apply to any woman who was attracted to me because of my car or my watch. More fool her - my car is an Almera and my watch cost 20 quid from Argos.

Knave, I don't wish to flog a dead horse, but you'd do well to listen to alot of people on here. Some of the comments seem harsh (and a few are), but please understand we are trying to help. Any comments that seem a little impatient are borne out of a swathe of newbies coming on and asking idiotic questions like "there's this girl I like but she has 34DD tits - what should I do?!?!?!" so don't take it personally.

Rather, do what 90% of newbies don't do - stick around, man up and take our advice. You'll reap the rewards.