Saturday 18th April:

Funny night:

Highlight: 1 #close, 1 near K-close (explained in a bit) Opened in excess of 30 plus sets.

lowlight: A girl threatened to punch me, I blew a set out by telling them to "fuck off"


Guys,

Whats happening to me? You're making me into a monster! My theme was to get myself known, and to create chaos!

I did not want this night to end ,
in the end we couldn't get into clubs because it was too late... Here is the story


We went to the Northern Quarter.....I warm opened a few sets.....didn't really fancy many of the girls.....I'm starting not to open girls I don't fancy..(obvious eh?)

But...this is weird, I opened every single girl I fancied! This was inconcievable to me a few weeks back!

One set I opened in Trof, one girl(A set of 6 girls) I was speaking to kept telling to stop holding her hand...I complied, then kept on doing it...Weird, because she was talking to me for 30 mins I attempted to number close...no can do..we moved on...

I just kept opening...some blown out, some in set fora long time.

We then went to the Printworks (Norwegian Blue)....man I became an opening monster............I only opened girls I fancied. Started club game, twirling and grinding..some didn't work, but....I twirled and grinded this girl I really fancied...she was loving it! But then she bailed?....So I went out to find Anthony.........this same girl came up to me and kissed my chest and started to dance with me again! I'm not gonna take this without a K Close!! So I grab her, grind...K close attempt one....gave me her cheek....then the other cheek.....NO!! I got her head and tilted towards me...she said quite disappointingly "boyfriend is at home"..........she then proceeds to film me dancing ...but shows me a pic of her boyfriend and her little boy

Damn effin boyfriends!!!..........So I proceeded to Apocolypse close the 2 hottest girls in the club, with whom I did some grinding action earlier

ME: how ya doin?
hbtwins: fine
Me: what you doing later?
hbtwins: nothing much
Me: wanna go back to my place for a threesome....

held
held..

and.......damn flaked motherfuckers "we don't do threesomes"

I kissed them on the cheek later on anyway.....so they weren't too offended


Next we bailed from Norwegian...we walked around in the printworks...opened a pair of beauties.....wanted us to come on to Pure........the bastards would not allow us in! The Kino I had with one of them was top!! I was pissed off man (damn bouncers!!)

We proceeded back to Fallowfield...I open a pair of girls, where one told me to F-Off and threatened to chin me (the hazards of PUAing, lol)

I then opened a set...didn't like their reaction so told them to fuck off (I realised they were ugly)

Then we went back to Fallowfield...a blonde (I fuckin love blonds) asked for a light.......I had a lighter on me! (bought one for sarging!) She was part of a pair....Anthony attempted to get her back to my place (Project Manchester)..but she needed to look after her cold friend. We talked about sex and fried chicken....I number closed her, kissed her on the cheek and bailed............

I have never felt so on fire as much as tonight.........girls were smiling at me, guys were shaking my hand........I was having fun...it was awesome...

Man if I was out for longer I am sure I would have proper K-closed.....Man I'm going to the Printworks next week...............

What I have learned?

I need to keep this cheeky form up........ hopefully it will be the same next week.........if not better.......check out the lay report soon!!!!

Over and Out!