i got picked up and carried out of a set last night by a huge orbiting friend of the girls, i came back in and rubbed his gut and said

"Fuck girls i thought he was going to eat me! i had to stop him when he was putting ketchup on me and dribbling on my forehead, feed him next time hey?"

the poor bloke was definitly not in touch with his insecurities and spent the whole night in his head thinking the girls laughing at my joke was actualy laughing at him.

serve the fucker right, carry me out of a set