Been having a lot of fun with this and got some awesome results so thought i would share, i haven't used canned openers since i tried the "my cat got laid last night" and got the response "what the fuck are you talking about" but i guess if you open with the same thing more than once it becomes canned?

anyway, when entering a club with your wing go strait to a group standing at the bar, one of you stands to the left and the other stands to the right of the group unaware of eachothers presence face the bar as if waiting to get served, then verbally ring

pua1 ringring

pua2 hello?

pua1 ringring

pua2 hello?

repeat until you have the groups amused attention then answer

pua1 ringring

pua2 hello?

pua1 hey dude what you up too?

pua2 dude I'm at this awesome bar man come down for a drink

pua1 any interesting sights?

pua2 hmmm (looking up and down the hb in the group) theres a cute brunette at the bar but she looks a bit evil....


you can see how this one can be played on, i must confess i stole this opener from these two.


YouTube - Charlie the Unicorn 3



let me know how it goe's if you try it