21st Jan - Thursday

Start of the "downturn". One or two sets hooked as I recalled. I kiss closed a drunk girl (wow what an achievment...not!). Then this woman (blonde irishHB) was giving me major iois, but had a fat friend there. No wings! So I introdusced myself and number closed her. Told her about touring Manchester! Then I spke to this girl for like 30mins and it seemed a waste, at first she seemed attracted, but then it died, and it "seemed" she was trying to get rid of me "go find your friends" But I stayed in set goddamn it!! I stopped bailing sets weeks ago! I'm welll proud!

22nd Jan:

Number flaked from yesterday. Also, HB10 from Opus Monday, flakes. Good start . So we meet in Wetherspoons with Jaz, Red, Dolph, Jake, Zol etal. I opened a seated set in Wetherspoons to warm up. Not gone very far..Zol crashed it because we had to shoot off! We ended up in the Venue . The music was AWESOME!!!

I opened loads of sets. Apart from one in the smoking area, which kina hooked, nothing hooked!! I opened like crazy...rejection aftet rejection....the more I opened, the more shit I felt! Open..reject....open...reject... Felt like the Elephant man...... What a shit night! Compared to the last few nights it was absolutely horrible...kind of performance worthy of me back last Spring!

So went on the bus, spoke to this 2 set, number closed one of the girls...if this does not flake and I F-Close this, I will personally give Jaz £5...Wait...I saw a pig!!!! It's...errmm....flying!!!.....argghh! Call the Sun newspaper! If I F-close that girl from the bus, I will do the most outragous dare ever...you bastards, I bet you'll be well out of order here

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