These are my goals for 2009:

The girl that plays Effy on Skins (Kaya Scodelario)
Karin Giannone
Martine Croxall
Billie Piper

An English policewoman.
And I want to double team a chick with Gary Oldman. He can have his choice of end, I just want the ability to honestly tell guys, "Yeah, I once double teamed a bitch with Gary Oldman."

Oh, yeah, I also want to spank a chick with a fresh fish while entering her from behind. Put that on the list too.

Edited to add: Emma Watson. How the fuck could I leave her off my list. Double O, find out where she lives.