27-02-2009, 07:35 AM
There was a guy was walking along the street in midtown manhattan he had a guitar strapped to his back and he stopped at a really nice bar that had live music blasting out the door.
He steps inside and asks the barkeep "Hey do you know how to get to Carnegie Hall?"
"Yeah" replies the bartender "Practice, Practice, Practice!"
Put down the books and go get your face slapped a few times...
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