My favourite fool proof opener which has never failed (though I'm currently in a transitional period where I am trying other methods than canned openers alone) is
"Do you think man-bags are gay?" [Credited to my liverpool wing, Paradox]

Women love to be asked an opinion n fashion! It applies to me also, as I do wear one nearly everyday.

Ritz

ritz i like that will have to try it.
im going for are brown shoes gay