Hunting vs farming
From what I can see, most PUA stuff is based on hunting. However, a quick look at anthropological history tells us that farming was pretty much the death of hunting.
Hunting (both for animals and women) can be absolutely knackering and does not always yeild results. Even when it does, the energy expended may outweigh the value of the catch. Farming also involves work, but nowhere near as much as hunting and it nearly always yeilds results. In pick up terms, most of the work of farming is in the setting up of your farm... after that it's time to gather your harvest. What do I mean by farming? Basically, living a lifestyle in which you have easy access to an abundance of women without having to do cold approach after cold approach. There are certain jobs that offer herds of women for you to pick from without you having to hunt for them and constantly break ice. These jobs include: djing, bar tending, holiday rep, working in a hostel, surf instructor, scuba diving instructor, personal trainer, yoga and tai chi instructor and (if you like foreign chicks) teaching TEFL. Another great one is being a couch surfing host. I have just started with this and hosted my first guests the other night, on my spare bed. It was just a dummy run (a boy and a girl) and so nothing happened. Tonight, I have two hot Russian girls coming to stay with me and on Saturday, a French girl. My mate now has two okay looking Lithuanian girls staying with him (great bodies) and three fit Polish girls coming over at the weekend. It took a little work to set up my couchsurfing page but since then I have been bombarded with requests from foreign women coming over on holiday and wanting to sleep a couple of nights in my spare bed for free. I will also be acting as their guide and taking them out at the weekend. You even get to check out their profiles before you accept them or not. A guy I know has been doing this for ages as he has a spare room in his flat and can host up to four at a time. Seriously, he gets laid all the time just by the law of averages! He's not even good looking or a PUA. So imagine combining this with the skills that we have learned! Surely, all that hunting will have sharpened us up so that farming is a doddle. Obviously, I'm not going to try and take advantage of them if they are not up for it and they will still be treated with the utmost respect as my guests, whatever happens. But on the other hand, expect to see my first couchsurfing f-close report anon. |
Take their passports and make them your sex slaves.
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Ive a 4 bedroom house! |
How about we stop treating the opposite sex as objects like crops or animals to "hunt" and treat them like human beings that mostly just want to have fun as much as we do?
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is there a website where you do this, couchsurfing.com or something? It is CouchSurfing - Participate in Creating a Better World, One Couch At A Time
theyve got enough members that every few months ur gonna get a hb6 or above, profile photos mean the munters cannot hide. we all know tell tale signs these days from facebook photos. You want a mix of full body shots and facial closeups (not from above) lets be honest. Looks good tho, if I had a spare room I might try this. |
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Obviously you may encounter some gene pool issues as well,,, I mean the prettiest girls dont need to go travelling in this way. Most have holidays provided to them by the men in their lives, on the basis that they must be protected and nurtured for their replication value. |
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Nearly there..
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Ive met loads of 'hot fanny' that has gone backpacking round the world on a shoe string |
This reminds me of Adam Lyons with his social circle farming.
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The ultimate occupation is Managing a Nightclub or a Lapdancing bar
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The ultimate occupation is owning ten night clubs
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But then you can have a different nightclub per day ;)
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farming is what that Austrian dude was doing wen he had his family locked in that basement.
the rape and confine method!! |
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If you think they are unsuspecting, I've got a news flash for you: Girls like sex too and a lot of these couchsurfer girls are more than up for it and it's part of the reason some of them do it! Some do, some don't. At the very least they know for a fact that the vast majority of hosts are men and they always check out your profile and references first. Everybody knows that couchsurfers are also human and things can happen. The Russian girls arrived late last night and we went out for a bit and had a right laugh. They both slept in my bed and I on a spare matress in the same room. They knew that was the deal before they came as sleeping arrangements are explained on my page. I've just spent the day with them up a mountain and on the beach. Tonight they are cooking for me and then we will go out again and get drunk. If either one of them seems up for anything then I will jump on the chance and I am not ashamed in any way whatsoever of that and I don't intend on slashing anyone with a knife to a 1980's horror film soundtrack. If they are not up for it, I will continue to have fun with them and treat them as my guests. But to be perfectlly honest with you, these are party girls and they seem far from naive. One of them told me, she chose to contact me because she liked my profile. |
I'm not suggesting anybody change their job or lifestyle if they don't want to... but you will get access to more women if you do. I was just stating a fact.
I actually like teaching TEFL, because I love languages. I had no idea about all the women you get to meet before I did it. It was just a lucky bonus. |
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Midas if you wanted to subtley put up some photographic examples of these russian girls I could be convinced to have a quick look at them. To be honest I'm liking the vibe of it just being a normal part of life that you are cooking for and going out to your favourite places with hot traveller girls. Tempted to save up for a house or flat of my own in the city somewhere. I'm seeing Coronas and lime, home cooked thai currys, mood lighting, laughter, music, travel stories and general fun times. People say PU is creepy but they'v got the wrong idea.mostly.
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I know a few people really into coach surfing, it's a cool community if your into meeting new people and travelling also sets you up for if you wanna go on a trip as you have people to choose from and stay with and take you partying all over the world. Something I want to do for a while at least when I can.
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half and half. Lol
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I'm going for not a parody... place your bets please gentlemen
hunting or farming hmmm.... herding? |
quick some1 make a poll..
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Which one would rape come under?
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Also, choosing your career based on your access to women has gotta be the most 'beta' thing you could do. BRB reconsidering my choice to join the Royal Marines because there's no women there. I think not. |
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I know, dude. What's up with jobs that get you laid? Nothing beta about it at all. I also do translation, which involves me sitting in front of my computer alone. I love it but I think I'd go mad if I had to do it all the time. I need to be around people too and that most certainly includes females. Some people are just nay-saying because it sounds too good to be true...
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Lets take managing a Night Club for example Im shooting the breaze here i couldnt give a shite Instant massive amounts of power and ultra social proof -- forget the girls, its a job as god of those 4 walls Id have Bitches snorting coke off my dick |
Anyway, the Russian girls have gone now and I didn't score either one of them, but it wasn't for the want of trying. I think the logistics were a bit tricky, as there were two of them so, excluding the ever elusive threesome, if I had got with one of them the other would have been a spare part.
I wanted my mate to wing me on one of our nights out but he had his own three couch surfers so it was impossible for him to take one off my hands. I did try it on with both of the Russian girls at different points, but they weren't having it. I was kino-ing one of them under the table and she moved my hand away. Later, when we got back to mine I went in to kiss the other one and got the old cheek. Ah well, God loves a trier. There was no uncomfortable feeling though and we still continued to hang out and have a laugh. They have invited me to go and stay with them in Malta, where they are living and I have accepted. On the last night, one of them got me to take her out and teach her to ride my scooter. We were alone down by the sea, so I was thinking about trying it on again, but I decided against it as I'd already hit on the both of them and didn't want to be a sex pest. On the last day, they found a Russian shop and bought me a bottle of vodka and some pickles as a leaving gift. I really had a great time with them and even though I didn't close either one of them, I'm sure turning up at all my local haunts with those two on the back of my scooter gave me massive social proof. On Friday night, my ex-girl (Austrian) who has been a real bitch, saw me at the bar surrounded by three Polish couch surfer chicks, an English girl and a Canadian girl that I know, all eating out of my hand. Childish as it may be, that was quite satisfying. I have a Belgian couch-surfer staying with me right now and I'm taking her to a free salsa lesson tonight, where there will be free tapas and hot food after. I don't fancy this doll, but I got a call from a Spanish girl I fucked back in November who wants to meet me there... so who knows. |
The Spanish bird couldn't make it to the salsa in the end but wants to meet me another night. I should leave her alone really as she has a bf. She told me, AFTER I fucked her the last time.
As I was walking to the bar of the Spanish salsa venue the female instructor grabbed me by the hand and pulled me onto the dancefloor. I was mortified. She is fit as fuck and was wearing white hot pants and I have two fucking left feet when it comes to any classical dancing, but how the hell could I say no?? She totally had to show me what to do. It was the longest five minutes of my life. I seriously have to get lessons!!! It could be a handy skill to have. It's 95% women in the classes here too. Later, a quite hot Polish girl that I've met a couple of times came over to talk to me and was pretty much climbing all over me. She was very impressed that I speak a tiny bit of Polish. I had a dance with her (not salsa). When it comes to freestyle I can dance quite well. All the Italian guys were trying to dance up to her but she kept following me and we had a wee grind. Then logistics got in the way. I had to give my Belgian couch-surfer a lift back to mine and when I came back to the bar again the Polish girl had gone home. I will see her around though. She seemed very keen! I spent the rest of the night drinking with my mate and his three Polish couchsurfers. No closes so far, but I'd say it won't be long. |
If you can't dance then don't get funny about it dude, own the fact that you're bad at it and don't be afraid of making fun of yourself or being goofy about it. :D
Sounds like you're having fun though mate, these are a good read. Keep them up |
true yeah, my line is usually something like, "The dancefloor is no place for an Irish man. I belong at the bar." But then I'll surprise them, because I actually can throw a few moves, just as long as I don't have to follow instructions.
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