Excuse me Phil

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NOW retract that statement!

She says "i love people i talk to everyone" which means "im talking to you coz I'm just outgoing.. that is all" then he makes progress, gets her laughing..

(isn't he just saying mystery method stuff?)

"Are you sure us keeping in touch as friends wont be an issue"

why???? why when you are that far in !!! why not just say...

"Ur badly fit, Im gutted u have a fella... anyway nice to meet u"

Id rather walk away with NOTHIN!!!! and have made my intention clear, than walk away in the friend zone...

SERIOUSLY!!! ur selling free tickets to the friend zone, every fucker on the planet can get in there....

GET A SET OF BALLS!!!! CLOSE THE BITCH

Haha yeah I also found the interaction contrived and fake, like asking her questions about sales and shit.

Sure, he tried. But hey, she ended up 'closing' him... wohoo. Chances are, he never even ended up in the friends zone.

I love the fact that this must now be his most popular video