I don't know if any of you have come across this before (excuse the pun)

Jackpot - No Hands.mp3

It's a hypnosis mp3 that is supposed to make you shoot your load.
I gave it a try, didn't do shit apart from make me dead relaxed and I almost fell asleep. You are supposed to keep trying until it works though.
Some people have reported success.

don't we live in a modern age when someone with headphones on is probably mind wanking.