Hilariously subversive article about Denise Milani's breasts as an independent entity.
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Denise Milani's breasts: they are currently attached to the chest cavity of one Denise Milani, who has carried them for the entirety of their lives so far.
Modelling in the Czech Republic was difficult due to the country's lack of high speed internet or any kind of printing press. Denise Milani's breasts were not to be deterred, however, and spent the next year adorning the nation's most popular mediums - stamps, donkeys and fake passports. From this they made enough money to move to LA, and again Milani had no choice but to follow.
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