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Originally Posted by Tw1sted
Was in Asda 2day with 2 full trollies of booze & my Xmas shoping wen a little old lady got behind me in the q.
She only had a pint of milk, so I said "Is that all u've got love?"
She replied "Yes"
So I did the decent thing & said "If I were u I'd fuck off to another till, I'm gonna take ages"
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I don't get it :S
I hope Kanye West doesn't show up at Patrick Swayze's funeral, "I'll let you get back to the funeral in a minute but Michael Jackson had the best death of the year, just sayin"
My girlfriend is a porn star.
She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out.
Be honest, how many of you piss on the dry porcelain part of the toilet so it makes less noise?
Now for the harsh:Has anyone else noticed that "Maddie" is an anagram of "I'm dead"?