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THE JACKAL J000 06-09-2011 09:23 AM

Jackal best trainer birmingham
 
I AM RECRUITING Students NOW.

CONTACT ME BETWEEN 4PM TO 9pm.

I AM the BEST pick up artist in Birmingham and the best teacher in Birmingham and I PROMISE TO PROTECT YOU.


WARNING
I have a bad reputation for being good. This brings undue attention from AMOGS


FILMS U MUST WATCH WHICH YOU WILL BE TESTED ON. (please watch them twice, make notes and see yourself as the lead character)

1) Fight CLub
2) Commando
3) Die Hard

================================================== ================================================== ======THE 12 INITIATION RULES

1) COPY AND PASTE AND PM ME
Name -
Brief- background -
What u have to offer -
Location -
Age -
Mobile -
If you drive-

2) Provide a field report WITHIN 24 HOURS every time you sarge, the report has to be entertaining, descriptive, and describe how The Amazing JACKAL has made you a MAN, and have it posted on FIELD REPORTS, it must be good, not GOLD as it is chavvy. Must be 400 words (10% leeway). Must have 1 minute video version prepared for You Tube.

3) Commit to 2 sessions.

4) Text 1 hour before to confirm attendance. Text when you wake. And when you are on your way.

5) Cancellation w/out good reason, I will cut you off.
PUNCTUALITY, 10 mins late then ur session will be canceled.

6) Also you must invite me to 6 parties. COOL parties.

7) TO ORGANISE A FUN NIGHT OUT. I've had crap ones. Let's go and watch a film or go bowling.

6) You will buy me a drink while out and if required some food.

9) COMPULSORY- DRESS LIKE A HUNDRED DOLLARS, as to not dressing like a tramp IT MAKES THINGS A BIT EASIER.

10) 2nd session bring a friend if you have one. Make them a proposition, say you will demonstrate your skills, but first introduce them to the forum and YouTube.

11) JACKALS are only permitted to SARG with fellow JACKALS. This is to build group loyalty, and strengthen the bond for the group. Breaking this rule is like CHEATING on your group members.

12) JACKAL will ask you for a favour like the godfather, lots of favours, he doesn't know what the favour will be, and he will hold you to it, but you can be rest assured that they won't be sexual favours.

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OTHER 7 BAD BUM RULES.
1) (PHONE TEST)WHY WOULD JACKAL WANT YOU. You will be tested by phone (BY MY JOKER'S ASSISTANT). Resilience test, involves testing your sensitivity to criticism , knowledge of Jackal's Rules, and other Rules, and Sarging Rules, you will contact me in five days, and then I will let you know if you have passed.

You get to take the phone test twice. If you fail the first time and I like your tonality, then I will let you take the test again in 5 days. The pass rate is 90% .

After that if you are successful and then you fail to attend I do not ever want to hear from you ever again unless you have a good reason or offer a gift.

You must watch the films recommended. You can not arrange the phone test until you have done so. We need to act out some of the scenes so you need to learn the lines or you will spoil everything.

The test is a test to test your knowledge of all the rules and whether you are 100% ready to join our crew.

I have created the phone test to filter out the rubbish. I cant teach everyone so don't hate for this.

2) You will be tested in the field, please don't bring a football that's not the kind of field.

3) You will be competing with each other because it's a competition. Look at your opponent next to you, he may not be invited back, look at him again he may take your place.

4) You must perform or you will not be invited back. I can't do all the work!

5) You can at anytime lose the privilege to Join my crew, however you are allowed to join the NDubz, they have vacancies and are looking for losers to make them look hard.

6) I will be doing U Tube Stuff. You must be prepared to do it. Acting talent is not required, just go with it and do as explained and you'll be fine.

7) De brief at the end of night on You Tube. Don't worry, you won't have much to say as we won't be pulling any women.
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Jackals 9 Sarging Rules

1) Don’t talk back to the Jackal.

2) Don't make Joker ask you twice.

3) Don’t make Joker come down there and smack your bottom. I get angry.

4) You salute first. Keep the salute until Jackal has said you are at ease. Just don't poke anyone with your elbow. This is not Mortal Kombat, although it may feel like it at times.

5) Attention - you stand up and f***ing salute. A time when saluting is not necessary, is when you have no arms.

6) Salute every time u approach the Jackal.

7) U refer to The Jackal as Sir, not madam, mate or Jackal but SIR!.

9) You must at all times let Jackal know of your location.



Uniform is required and must be worn when I say it must be worn.
UNIFORM DETAILS - WILL BE EXPLAINED LATER

I AM NOT A CHARITY .
I am taking this shit very this very seriously. I AM A LEADER and I can teach you to be.

Students from. Nottingham. Milton Keynes. Kidderminster. Walsall. Solihull. Birmingham. are all welcome.

Teaching now in Birmingham and Sheffield. SUB ZERO will be leading in Sheffield.

BEGINNERS LEVEL - SCORPION, SUB ZERO
INTERMEDIATE LEVEL - DOLPHIN, ICEMAN
ADVANCED LEVEL - DIAMONDS, VOLCANO
MASTER LEVEL - you usually won't need this level, but its there man.


You will use your phone note pad, make a note name, eye colour and hair colour, of every et you approach, so you can then write about it in order, for example first set was 3 set this how it went, secound set was 2 set this is how it went. Plus by doing this you will not get Field Report Writing AA because you have forgotten what you actually did on the night.

Name Eye Colour Hair Colour - One Set, 2, or mixed set

Set 1 Sugar, Brown, Brunette, two set, (details)
Set 2 "
Set 3"
Set 20

Jackals are only permitted to SARG with fellow Jackals who are following the rules. and YOU have informed Jackal of this. This is to build group loyalty, and strengthen the bond for the group. You would not want your girlfriend CHEATING on you, so this is why I would not want you cheating on the JACKALS.




I have created the phone test due to high demand. I cannot train everyone. So don't hate me for this.


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Jackal's Crew Field Reports.

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Jackal's Crew Birmingham Pick Up Artist ICEMAN Introduction

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Jackal's Crew Birmingham Pick Up Artist Diamonds's Field Report 2.3GP

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JACKAL'S CREW BIRMINGHAM Pick Up Artist COWBOY INTERVIEW.3GP

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Jackal's Crew Birmingham Pick Up Artist SHAKESPEARE.3GP

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Jackal's Crew Birmingham Pick Up Artist Dolphin Introduction.3GP

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Jackal's Crew Birmingham Pick Up Artist Volcano Field Report 1

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Jackal's Crew Birmingham Pick Up Artist DIAMONDS AND VOLCANO CHILLING

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Jackal's Crew Birmingham Pick Up Artist SCORPION

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CAPTAIN COMEDY VID Cradley Heath Hollybush Stand Up 16092010.3GP

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BOSH K STAR FIGHTING AND RUNNING OUT OF BREATH

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Big Brother Audition.


PRIVILEGE
It is a privilege to sarge with one of my Jackals, that privilege is not given, it is earned.


NON PUA SOCIAL MEET
Every first Thursday of the month on Broad Street Non-PUA social meet. Friends and enemies are welcome. PUAs and non PUA's. This is to relax and to use our real names and celebrate our success. No need to salute or say sir on this occasion.

Thank you and much respect.

THE JACKAL.

whistleblower 06-09-2011 12:02 PM

I hope this post was written with comical intent having a dig at the PUA industry.

I hope.

Phil 06-09-2011 01:39 PM

is this a windup?

cookiemonster 06-09-2011 02:29 PM

Nope, it looks genuine.

I think this is how groups like Al Qaeda and the church of scientology recruit simple people.

xylophone 06-09-2011 02:31 PM

Unfortunately lads, it isn't.

I have no problem with people doing their thing and whatnot. All power to them. But seeing this 'crew' of three of four people, wearing matching suits and shirts and opening every set in the place with dated and weird material is just a bit sad.

I've seen them mistake awkwardness and people wanting to them to leave as 'a successful plough' on plenty of occasions.

really kills a venue, Me and some friends were bouncing a couple of girls to a different bar once and they actually said ' do you know that guy creepy guy over there? they aren't coming are they??...

Anyway, long story short... not a joke... sadly.

Status 06-09-2011 02:45 PM

Oh dear.

daleinthedark 06-09-2011 04:25 PM

pmsroflmao!

(this was supposed to be lol but i had to enter a minimum amount of characters)

Knave 06-09-2011 07:03 PM

These guys are giving PUA's a bad name.

daleinthedark 06-09-2011 07:20 PM

THIS is the guy I want giving me PUA advice!

SmileyK 06-09-2011 07:38 PM

Having seen that, it's definitely a wind-up

THE JACKAL J000 06-09-2011 08:10 PM

So you people don't think the JACKAL is real. Half of you on here probably failed the phone test and aren't able to compete with my crew lol.
The Jackal has set an challenge for anyone to challange any member of my crew head to head in the feild.
If you don't believe in the JACKAL then check the videos.

Jackal's Crew Birmingham Pick Up Artist SUB ZERO Interviewing The Jackal - YouTube

Phil 06-09-2011 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE JACKAL J000 (Post 55145)
So you people don't think the JACKAL is real. Half of you on here probably failed the phone test and aren't able to compete with my crew lol.
The Jackal has set an challenge for anyone to challange any member of my crew head to head in the feild.
If you don't believe in the JACKAL then check the videos.

Jackal's Crew Birmingham Pick Up Artist SUB ZERO Interviewing The Jackal - YouTube

here is a test, a video, me pitted against u! 10 women. £500 quid each

if you can do better with 1 than me. all random... u can take the full £1000

if not i take the £1000

???? ALL VIDEO'D

Lovefish 06-09-2011 08:37 PM

This is getting real interesting now!!:D

cannon show 06-09-2011 08:38 PM

Douche.

Utter, utter douche.

To think a guy would ever become so desperate that they view you as a solution to their problems!!! Talk about the blind leading the blind.

Knave 06-09-2011 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cannon show (Post 55150)
Douche. Utter, utter douche.

Which one? jackal or phil

Phil 06-09-2011 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE JACKAL J000 (Post 55145)
The Jackal has set an challenge for anyone to challange any member of my crew head to head in the field.

the fact u say in field says it all as far as im concerned!

cannon show 06-09-2011 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knave (Post 55151)
Which one? you or phil

The OP of course.

Giant 06-09-2011 08:57 PM

Does anyone else think that we should consider this may be from someone just a little bit "special"?

Knave 06-09-2011 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant (Post 55156)
Does anyone else think that we should consider this may be from someone just a little bit "special"?

You mean an existing member with another profile?

whistleblower 06-09-2011 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE JACKAL J000 (Post 55122)
7) De brief at the end of night on You Tube. Don't worry, you won't have much to say as we won't be pulling any women.

It has to be a wind up.

xylophone 06-09-2011 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whistleblower (Post 55169)
It has to be a wind up.

I love your optimism.

:(

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mainstreambeam 07-09-2011 11:46 AM

Jackal challenge
 
Every one have a look at his challenge here.
It seems he is pretty confident in taking on any PUA.
I would love to see this. Let's see who's up for it. It would be great to show him up :hihi:

http://www.pick-up-artist-forum.com/...ghlight=jackal

mainstreambeam 07-09-2011 11:47 AM

here is another link to some interesting stuff. He seems to have made a lot of friends :-)
http://www.pick-up-artist-forum.com/...tml?highlight=

daleinthedark 07-09-2011 11:50 AM

Jackal = Jackass

mainstreambeam 07-09-2011 02:04 PM

The Jackal himself! Interview -Wow!
Jackal's Crew Birmingham Pick Up Artist SUB ZERO Interviewing The Jackal - YouTube

whistleblower 07-09-2011 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mainstreambeam (Post 55191)
here is another link to some interesting stuff. He seems to have made a lot of friends :-)
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That thread is unbelievable. Good for a laugh but pretty sad really.

Phil 07-09-2011 03:30 PM

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!hes a real live punjab!!!

ive never EVER seen an asian lad with an eastern accent pull a girl EVER!!!!!

i retract my bet, i really dont wanna meet him

Knave 09-09-2011 06:47 PM

How's trolling who, sounds like trolls are trolling the No.1 (google) PUA forum (with no pop ups) site

THE JACKAL J000 11-09-2011 02:38 PM

The Jackals are the best crew in Birmingham and growing to be the best crew in Britain. No one and nothing comes close to the Jackals methods or loyalty of the group.

So all you online AMOGS think you,ve got balls. I bet none of you are AMOGS in the field and I guarante The Jackals would destroy you all. Come and read the field reports on the Jackals thread and you'll see real life AMOGS come on I dare you.

Go on be brave.

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Knave 11-09-2011 02:58 PM

This is a viral for a new channel 4 comedy series on PUA's

sapmi 11-09-2011 06:14 PM

Guys, seriously. I pissed myself laughing when I read this. Great piece of comedy, well done ;)

Phil 11-09-2011 06:19 PM

well theres a few guys who have said they know them to be serious, and there is a video of the guy.

so i dunno

Knave 11-09-2011 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phil (Post 55415)
well theres a few guys who have said they know them to be serious, and there is a video of the guy.

so i dunno

This made me laugh so much a priceless piece of comedy phil

chops147 11-09-2011 08:04 PM

there's a guy called dolphin and leonidas WTF!!

next ther'll be a guy called pingo

Knave 11-09-2011 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chops147 (Post 55425)
there's a guy called dolphin and leonidas WTF!!

next ther'll be a guy called pingo

pingu the pick up artist thats gotta be a winner

Phil 11-09-2011 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knave (Post 55419)
This made me laugh so much a priceless piece of comedy phil

dunno wat ur goin on about

THE JACKAL J000 11-09-2011 11:40 PM

None of the Jackal crew are on here but they will tell you about the gains and loyalty of the crew.
Jealousy is a bad quality and the Jackal is understanding so The jackal will let you all be jealous little teddybears and make your stupid jealous comments.

Check out the videos if you got the balls. You'll think twice about challenging the Jackal members. I dont see any of you making videos or leaving field reports.

Good by my little teddybears

Phil 12-09-2011 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE JACKAL J000 (Post 55437)
None of the Jackal crew are on here but they will tell you about the gains and loyalty of the crew.
Jealousy is a bad quality and the Jackal is understanding so The jackal will let you all be jealous little teddybears and make your stupid jealous comments.

Check out the videos if you got the balls. You'll think twice about challenging the Jackal members. I dont see any of you making videos or leaving field reports.

Good by my little teddybears

Signed Jackal the Troll..

This is without doubt a troll

Knave 12-09-2011 05:08 PM

Hey jackal(ass) you think you are being unfairly treated on this forum? lets compare to the views on another forum.


Don't clutter the forum with this unsightly bullshit.

This is not a "Jackals" site. Keep it to a single thread, and stop posting threads with all-caps titles.

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daleinthedark 12-09-2011 08:09 PM

Trolololololol


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