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05-07-2009, 05:25 PM
Hi,
I have kind of neglected this forum a tad. I Kind of forgot to actually introduce myself. So, here I am. Hmm. I have made a couple of field reports now and have changed my user name to Breed! Thankyou to Jaz for changing it so swiftly. I have said some bits and peices about msyelf in my first topic "A new beginning" and iv'e just joined a gym today, feeling so very drained!! Will be looking forwards to reading your posts in the future.... Breed     
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06-07-2009, 11:23 AM
Hey, welcome again. Who were you before?
"It is if he puts his balls between the strings, and strums himself to ecstasy!"
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08-07-2009, 11:19 AM
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08-07-2009, 01:28 PM
Bill Hicks puts it quite nicely
"It's a miracle, childbirth is a miracle." No it's not. No more than a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out of your ass. It's a chemical reaction, that's all it fucking is. If, you wanna know what a miracle is: raisin' a kid that doesn't talk in a movie theatre. Okay, there, there, there is a goddam miracle. It's not a miracle if every nine months any yin yang in the world can drop a litter of these mewling cabbages on our planet. And just in case you haven't seen the single mom statistics lately, the miracle is spreading like wild-fire. "Hallelujah!" Trailer parks and council flats all over the world just filling up with little miracles. Thunk, thunk, thunk, like frogs laying eggs. "Thunk, look at all my little miracles, thunk, filling up my trailer like a sardine can. Thunk. You know what would be a real miracle, if I could remember your daddy's name, aargh, thunk. I guess I'll have to call you Lorry Driver Junior. Thunk. That's all I remember about your daddy was his fuzzy little pot-belly riding on top of me shooting his caffeine ridden semen into my belly to produce my little water-headed miracle baby, urgh. There's your brother, Pizza Delivery Boy Junior." "It is if he puts his balls between the strings, and strums himself to ecstasy!"
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08-07-2009, 08:58 PM
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16-09-2009, 06:41 PM
Thank the late Bill Hicks not me. Although I think his conspiracy stuff is a bit far fetched but funny
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