Recently out of a 9 year long marriage, I got married at 23 and frankly I wasn't too hot at picking up girls when I was younger. Up until the age of 21 though I looked like a lesbian, and not a hot porn movie lesbian, I'm talking a big fat dyke lesbian. Anyway then I got fit, lost 7 stone and married the first hot girl I ever got.

So now we've split and I want some fun. I have in the interim however spent 9 years working in sales, I'm confident, I approach people all day in my job and have read books on persuasion etc. I'm now looking to apply that knowledge to women + learn some stuff related directly to the PUA field.

I'm also keen to find a couple of good wingmen for sarging in the London area.

I'm kinda confused; are you male or female?

I thought that was a joke, but I'm genuinely confused too.

I'm assuming the OP meant he had puppy fat and didn't look very masculine. Coming out of adolescence (which can go well into your twenties for some guys) and working out does tend to sort that out.

he's also grown his confidence through his job.

@Xantr1x - welcome to the forum mate. Sounds like you're ready to start on the journey.

I wasn't being funny, I was being fucking hilarious seriously though, I'm a man but I used to look like a fucking dyke when I was at Uni (I don't anymore), I'll post up a picture some time. I can't believe anybody ever fucked me when I was like that, then again first girl I did fuck was bi. True story, she gave me a rim job before I lost my virginity.

Now does any1 want to come sarging with me or not??

Either you're bat shit crazy or you're awesome. PM me

Yep what a feckin intro, I'll give you 10/10 for honesty dude. We do appreciate that here. Not a hint of P.U.A.

Awesome naturally *takes a bow*, everything I said was true though, PM sent....

So you're sure not a lesbian, a woman or even a tranny? :-) LOL

Out sarging regularly in London, PM me if you're up for Shoreditch action.