Because im cool and no one will even remember me i thought id do a re introduction as ive been inactive for some time

Was made redundant months back so my daily ritual of coming to the forums soon stopped!

I survived by selling fake adidas trainers and hitting on women with my brilliant one liners

for example

" Hey do you work at Subway..?? ...because you give me a footlong with cheese"

Classic and works

anyway much love and less rant

Damo <3

re-welcome.