JOKE:

Went out to one of the local clubs last night with a mate and his mate and I started dancing with some bird. One I was dancing with was about 50. Which is fine.

She was fit for fifty(ish!), she asked me if I'd ever had the sportsman's double. (A mother and daughter threesome.)

I said no.

We drank a bit more, had a bit more then she said that tonight was my lucky night. Woohoo!!

So off we went, back to her place,

She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs, "Mum, are you still awake?".

hehe the old 'uns are the best (jokes that is, not great-grannies)