6 STEPS TO RESCUING DAMSELS IN DISTRESS BY THE ROADSIDE

Somehow, in spite of all the modern conveniences we have in the21st century, we as humans are busier than ever. And one could argue that with the advent of cell phones and the Internet--especially social media--we're actually interacting with real, live humans less often than we used to.

Then there's the simple fact that many of us as men have been
"programmed" to believe that women want to "fend for themselves" nowadays--and that any attempt to assist them will only be taken as an insult.

Add it all up, and you can quickly come to the sad realization that
a lot of dudes might observe a woman's car broken down on the
highway and proceed to blow right past her.

After all, we rationalize that we've got someplace to be...and she
probably didn't need our help anyway, right?

Well, today I want to introduce you to one of life's most surprisingly rewarding male/female interactions: rescuing a damsel
in distress by the roadside. Get this right, and you'll not only enjoy the distinct experience of feeling like a man, you'll be honing your mad "big four" skeels in the process.

That will reap JUICY rewards for you as you interact with more and more women in the future...and possibly even in the moment as well. Right on, then. Here are the first two of six pretty simple steps to being a woman's hero--right when either of you least expected it.

Today's steps involve PRE-planning, whereas the other four I'll get
into next time are more procedural when you're actually on site.

1) Have The Right Tools
Think about it...this is pretty much the only thing that makes Batman a superhero. It's not like he can fly or communicate with whales. It's all in the gadgets. Obviously, if the likes of Batman can't be of much help to anyone otherwise, you really can't either. Listen, I don't care if you drive a 4x4 pickup with a brush guard, off road lights and a winch (although that can't hurt) or a '87 Toyota Camry. All you really need is a set of jumper cables (you can get them in a soft case so they don't clutter up your interior), a basic tool kit (they make them specifically to keep in your car), a small first-aid kit, flares and a lighter, a flashlight, some sort of multi-tool (which every guy should have anyway) and a charged cell phone. You can keep all of those things either under your seat or in your glove compartment. That's cool...after all, what else are you going to put there? Besides, you just might need some of that stuff yourself someday anyway.

Now if you're blessed with car that has a good sized trunk, keeping a 2-gallon gas container, a funnel, a blanket, a can of "run flat"and an extra two quarts of motor oil in there can't hurt.

2) Know Car Troubleshooting Basics
Of course, having the raw materials necessary to be of assistance will do neither you nor anyone else any good unless you know how to use them. That means that you should know at least the basics of figuring out what's wrong with a broken-down vehicle. Thanks to the magic of the Internet, I promise it will take about two hours of your time to know more than what 95% of most guys know on this subject. Seriously. Google how to use jumper cables, how to definitively tell if a car is out of gas as opposed to having a fuel pump problem, how to tell the difference between a dead battery and an alternator issue, what
to do when a car overheats, and general basics on how to change a flat tire.

Here's a hint on the latter: Nowadays EVERY car has the pieces to the jack in weird places, and probably some special convention for how to detach the spare from its compartment. You'll probably need to look it all up in the user's manual found in the glove box...it won't make you look bad. By the way, if you've never had a flat tire before, changing a tire can be done in about 20 minutes and isn't really all that difficult...at least once you gather all the jack parts. So with that all taken care of, you should be well prepared to step up for "damsels in distress" where other guys can only manage an epic fail.


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3) Think Safety First
Nothing will immediately establish you as a real man in the eyes of
a "distressed" woman quite like looking out for her safety and
security FIRST. So pull up in as safe a place behind her car as possible and put on your blinkers. Get out and make a quick observation as to whether or not she is in
any imminent danger.

Is her car a traffic hazard? If so, help her move it further to the side if at all possible. This will also keep YOU safer as you take a look at the car later. Is she OUT of the car...along with any passengers (especially children)? She should be as far away from the car as is reasonably possible while being out of any potential traffic path. Are her hazard blinkers on? This seems like kind of a
no-brainer...but it's really easy to forget to turn them on when
stress levels are high.

4) Find Out If She Has Anyone Else Coming To Assist Her
After any immediate safety issue is addressed, it makes sense to
find out if she has her cell phone with her and if she's been able
to contact anyone she knows to come assist her. Obviously, this is a MAGNIFICENT opportunity--assuming you're attracted to her--whether she has a "significant other" or not. And get this...just wait until you figure out how many women have boyfriends who don't give a rat's hindparts that their chick is stranded by the roadside.

As I see it, you can consider that scenario fair game for making plans with her regardless of her "relationship status". Dudes like
that deserve to be broken up with.

If she DOES indeed have someone coming to fetch her up, you've done a good deed by getting her and her passengers into "safe mode". And if that person coming to get her ISN'T a husband or a
boyfriend, I'd say proceed with the next two steps normally...
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5) Lighten Her Mood As You Proceed To Help Her
One of the greatest aspects of Australian culture is the "no worries" attitude. Take a clue from down under when it comes to helping "damsels in distress".

Mark my words, she's going to be FRAZZLED...whether she visually demonstrates it or not. So above all, stay cool, calm and collected. Treat whatever is going on as NO BIG DEAL, even if her car is on fire. It's not that you're trivializing the situation, you're just not getting flustered over it AT ALL.

(And come to think of it, having an auto-specific fire extinguisher
might be a nice item to add to your stash in the trunk. They also
have killer ones that you can mount to the interior A-pillar on the
passenger side. Feel free to make common "small talk" with her or even find humor in the situation. If it's raining, tell her how much you appreciate "liquid sunshine" in moments like these. As always...your confidence and uncanny ability to appear to have things handled will ignite her femininity.

6) Whatever You Do, Stay Objective Until The "Threat" Is Over

The NUMBER ONE mistake men make when guys attempt to help a woman with car trouble is to telegraph sexual interest too early in the interaction.

Remember, this is certainly no ordinary "pick up" scenario, so you just cannot treat it like one.

Until a woman feels safe and at has at least some internal reassurance that everything is going to be okay, any attempt to get her number, "ask her out", etc. will likely backfire on you...miserably. At BEST she'll see you as a guy and who frankly doesn't "get it"...at all. After all, there's a PROBLEM at hand here...and a MAN would help her SOLVE it before anything else.

At WORST, she'll have feared that you were only stopping because you had "ulterior motives" to begin with, and you'll be validating her fear whether you mean to or not. And once you're in the "creepy zone", there is NO getting out of
it. You might as well drive off and get on your merry way.

Fortunately, just a small amount of simple knowledge can serve to protect you against any tendency to mess this up.

That's this: Your BEST STRATEGY for truly creating ATTRACTION in these situations is to be the provider andcasually and without social pressure. By being a MAN, you awaken (and ignite) her feminine nature and BAM...the rest takes care of itself.

Showing that you're just trying to get in her pants will NOT end well...it's just counter-productive to a process that's really already working in your favor on auto-pilot. In closing, here's a quick but critically important note. If you've never "rescued" a woman and been her hero before, it's a truly great feeling that--if anything--will inject your self-confidence with steroids and supply you with the personal power to go and meet even more women.

Making ANY bold move in life that makes you feel like a man and serves effective notice to a woman of the same tends to have that effect, frankly. So then, it really doesn't matter if the woman you find stranded is married, a lesbian otherwise somehow uninterested or even somewhat uninteresting to you ultimately. If she DOES flirt with you (which is highly likely), bear in mind that she'll feel already like she owes you one.

If you note interest on her part (e.g. flirtation, invitation to talk again under "better circumstances", etc), don't work too hard in the moment--remember, she probably is still pretty stressed and is likely also running WAY behind schedule.

Simply trade numbers...and tell her to call you when she gets home safely. Oh man, is that ever a perfect strategy...you've given her an excellent excuse to call YOU. And if she doesn't, you can call her back at will in a couple of hours without appearing needy or clingy at all.

And when she thanks you again for being such an amazing man over the phone and asks how she'll ever repay you, tell her you bet she's an amazing cook so she should make you some meat loaf and mashed potatoes sometime. Then you'll call it even. Beautiful.




Copied from puahate this was an actual email somebody recieved from a pua guru.

i dont get how there are so many types of game, surely there is just you being you in situations?? if she likes you she just does, not coz u took a certain step to the left coz its day game, or a certain gesture at night

Yes phil agreed this has got to be the creepiest contrived shit I have ever seen in my life.

Talk about someone speaking out the crack of their arse lol

This might work in the outback with dingo’s circling on our poor defenceless damsel but this the UK and the hard shoulder on the M25 is a little different. Sounds like something Tim ‘wanker’ Real Social Dynamics might write. Its no wonder so my aussie girls come to the UK to get fucked.

This shit inspired me. I suddenly realised why AA workers get so much pussy. All I need now is an article on how to fuck hitchhikers and I'm set. If anyone's interested I'll be driving my 10 year old red fiesta up the M1 in search of some hawt road sets friday night. Hooray for being a creepy PUA guy.

it's odd that it's being attached to PUA, but I'll play devil's advocate and say that here in the U.S. it is likely to work. I've helped people out when stuck in snow plenty of times, and they're them most grateful individuals in the world. After pushing them out of a snowbank or helping to shovel out a car they oftentimes act as if you're their best friend or have known them for years.

But it is creepy to try and manipulate that interaction into pickup, as if it's normal to think in terms of scoring pussy 24/7... manipulative and twisted.