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Default JACKAL'S call to arms - 06-10-2011, 11:01 PM

AM RECRUITING Students.
NO TIME WASTERS, NO PUSSYS ONLY LIONS

''JACKAL's CREW FIELD REPORT- "THE JACKAL Mob: 0776 226 4828".

Right I’m taking 2 hour bookings at any given time. I’ve decided that it takes 1000 hours to learn this at a high level. I've done over 400 hours research, and over 400 hours field work.

20 mins on each set. 12 steps to number close. 1 and 2 is enough for beginners

Sessions will include, group work, 1 on 1 coaching, Brief and Debrief.

Times for bookings.

BIRMINGHAM

TUESDAY-FRIDAY-SATURDAY-SUNDAY

CITY CENTRE, SLUG AND LETTUCE, PITCHER, WETHERSPOONS, PARADISE FORUM, ARCADIAN, BAR ROOM BAR - MAILBOX. Also Street stuff.
Friday 7pm-11pm. Group work
9-9.20 min break time.

Saturday 12.00pm-11.00pm. Hours. 1 one 1
2-2.20 break
5.5.20. break
8-8.20 break

Salsa - Tuesdays = Reece Bar. 8pm till 10 pm.


ONLY THREE SESSIONS PER WEEK.

GUYS DRIVING FROM - COVENTRY, WORCESTER, KIDDERMINSTER, DUDLEY, STAFFORD. Leeds. Leicester.

DADDY - INTERMEDIATE
WILD THING - INTERMEDIATE
THE SEX MACHINE - INTERMEDIATE
SCORPION - INTERMEDIATE
LEONIDAS - INTERMEDIATE
COWBOY - INTERMEDIATE
DIAMONDS - MASTER LEVEL
SUB ZERO - MASTER LEVEL
================================================== ================================================== ======Jackals 10 INITIATION RULES
1) COPY AND PASTE AND PM ME
Name -
Brief- background -
What u have to offer as a wing -
Location -
Age -
Mobile -
If you drive and can provide lift to others -

2) Provide a field report WITHIN 24 HOURS every time you sarge with me, the report has to be entertaining, descriptive, and describe how The Jackal supported you, and have it posted on FIELD REPORTS, it must be as good as SKULKASAURUS. Must be 500 words (10% leeway). Must have 1 minute version prepared for You Tube.

find the thread, titled as follows:-

''JACKAL's CREW FIELD REPORT- "THE JACKAL Mob: 0776 226 4828".

3) You must commit to 6 sessions.

4) Text 1 hour before to confirm attendance.

5) Cancellation w/out good reason, then you will lose your booking in future.
PUNCTUALITY, 10 mins late then ur session will be canceled.

6) Also you must invite me to 6 parties.

7) TO ORGANISE A FUN NIGHT OUT

Buy Jackal a drink.

9) COMPULSORY- DRESS LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS. IT MAKES THINGS EASIER.

10) 2nd session bring a friend. Make them a proposition, say you will demonstrate your skills, but first introduce them to the forum and You Tube. To wet their appetite.
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Films to watch

Scarface
Collateral
Hitch
Wall Street
Boiler Room
Fight Club
How To be An Asshole - BOOK
Make notes on these films, see yourself as the lead character and watch at least twice. You will be tested on these films
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Jackals 7 BAD ASS RULES.
1) You will be tested by phone (BY "DIAMONDS" JACKAL'S ASSISTANT). Resilience test, involves testing your sensitivity to criticism, knowledge of Jackals Rules, and Badass Rules, and Sarging Rules, you will contact me in five days and then I will let you know if you have passed.

2) You will be tested in the field.

3) You will be competing with each other, look at your opponent he may not be invited back, look at him again he may take your place.

4) You must perform or you will not be invited back.

5) You can at anytime lose the privilege to Join my crew.

6) I will be doing U Tube Stuff. U must earn the right to be in it.

7) De brief at the end of night on You Tube.
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Jackals 9 Sarging Rules
1) Don,t talk back to the Jackal

2) Don't make Jackal ask you twice.

3) Don,t make Jackal come down there and smack you.

4) U salute first. Keep the salute until Jackal has saluted. Or said at ease.

5) Attention you WILL stand up to salute.

6) You WILL Salute every time u approach the Jackal.

7) U refer to the Jackal as SIR.

If anyone asks why u r saluting. U say Jackal is the Captain.

9) U must at all times let Jackal know of ur location.

JEALOUSY

I don't mind your learning from other PUA's because I am not not the Jealous type. However once you've had The Jackal why would you need to learn from anyone else?


I am taking this shit seriously.
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Default 06-10-2011, 11:26 PM

please confirm you are not a virgin.


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Default 07-10-2011, 12:30 AM

JACKAL, this should have been your first post! you would have gotten a lot more support, though probably a lot less attention...

Good luck in recruiting!


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Default 07-10-2011, 06:59 AM

im sure using this site for financial gains is not allowed


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Default 07-10-2011, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by THE JACKAL J000 View Post
over 400 hours field work.
how did u come to this figure


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Default 07-10-2011, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by THE JACKAL J000 View Post
1) You will be tested by phone (BY "DIAMONDS" JACKAL'S ASSISTANT). Resilience test, involves testing your sensitivity to criticism, knowledge of Jackals Rules, and Badass Rules, and Sarging Rules, you will contact me in five days and then I will let you know if you have passed.
Oh dear, someone needs to do their homework if they are going to have any hope of progressing from sniggering behind their monitor into a PUA trainer. The blindingly obvious here is that the telephone is not a suitable arena for carrying out tests or interviews.

This friends, is confirmation that the Jackal does indeed know, well jack all


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Default 07-10-2011, 06:12 PM

This thread:

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Keep posting Jackal, keep posting

MOAR


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Default 08-10-2011, 11:10 AM

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Putting mobile number on internet.

Win.
I know where he lives now too


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Default 08-10-2011, 11:19 AM

That's why it always makes good sense to 'Google it'.


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Default 08-10-2011, 11:26 AM

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Jackass - 'I would like to come. Open spot please. I have done 10 gigs'



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