Opinion required for a story to tell a girl you are chatting up.

I was watching some PUA video`s last night. At one point the topic of women wanting a protector came up. So I was wondering if this story, that happened to me about 2 years ago, could work. It is hopefully funny as well as put me in a good light. Please let me know what you think.



After my workout the other day I was busy changing in the locker room. You know when you see something out of the corner of your eye that instantly draws your attention? Well I managed to turn around just in time to see this huge muscled guy just collapse. I mean he was knocked out. As he fell he did not even attempt to put hes arms out to breaks hes fall.

Well all this happened very quickly, but with in that moment it struck me that a locker room full of guys how every one of them was just frozen and staring. My first instinct was to help this guy. I am no doctor. He could be having a heart attack for all I knew. But I was sure that the trainers down stairs would at the very least know some basic first aid.

So I hopped between all these frozen body builders to get to the exit as quickly as I could. Racing down the stairs almost tripping in my hast. I reached the front desk slamming my hand down to demand everyone's attention.

"Someone collapsed in the male locker room!" I shouted.

I knew I did the right thing because the response from the people behind the desk was immediate. One grabbed a first aid kit and started running up stairs, followed closely by another. The women jumped on to the phone, to I assume call help.

I kept clear making sure they had all the room they needed to move as quickly as they could. I turned to face the gym. At this point I realised that everyone was looking at me. I thought it was because of the noise I just made. That is until I looked down and realised that I was only wearing underwear.

Now there is no way one can make a graceful exit at this point. So I gave a smile and waved. Walked briskly back up stairs.

Now the guy turned out to be just fine. He decided to do a hour and a half of training while not eating anything that entire day. Followed up with 30 minuets in the steam room. Hes blood sugar just crashed and he passed out. Fifteen minuets later and a glass of orange juice he was just fine. With the exception of a bruised ego.

Have you ever wondered what you would do in a random pressure situation? Would you just stop and stair? Or would you do something even though you might not know exactly what to do? That day I learnt something about myself.

the highlight of the story should be you in your underwear if you wanna use it. i.e. just something funny.

otherwise its just boring and too obvious. omg i went for help when someone was collapsed... highlights the ppl in your gym are stupid more than you are a hero.

sorry but honestly, this is no big thing IMO. if you're planning this to wet a girls panties, :/

I would save this story for when you have built some rapport. The underwear thing is quite a catchy punchline, made me laugh anyway

Cheers for the responce. I will tweak it and maybe use it as a gap filler on a day two ?

tbh man i think this story is balls.. i think if ur gonna go to the effort of memorising something, memorise something which is more versatile and can be used at any time and any situation whether it be a game or a joke or whatever.

and if u do tell this story, definitely shorten it and don't be so descriptive. it makes it sound like this was a really big thing for you which isn't attractive... it should be a minor occurrence.

Ok got you. Scrap it.

just say to her... excuse me, u are pretty fit, so rather than go through the whole rigmarole of me pretending im interested in what u are sayin, lying about my car job & the size of my cock, lets just cut to it....

if you want to, im taking you out.... is that cool with u

dude that story is far too long.