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Originally Posted by Phil
Ok, give me a list of funny things to try when im there....
i e pickup lines an shit, and ill let u know how i get on
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Phil you're in fucking Ibiza!!!!! How many girls are you expecting to meet that are NOT either drunk, off there faces on various pharmaceutical products, horny as fuck because they are on holiday or not able to understand a word your saying because they are foreign?
Here's your magic bullet chat up line guaranteed to get you laid, 'I'm Phil'
Do you think that German girl hasn't spent 2 hours on a plane practicing 'My name is Anna, mine englesh is not so good, I'm from germannieee, do you perhaps have condom and ketamine', wants to hear a lame chat up rountine.?
She wants to wake up in a strange bed with her underwear all over the floor and not remember who the fuck she is or what planet she is on. Don't waste your time gaming them its like AFC's picking girls off the dance floor at 3am in the UK.