Hi all,

Bellow is a copy of my online dating profile, if anyone has any tips on improving it that would be great. The way I see it, online dating gives me the opportunity to meet women when I would normally be at home.

I have never played horse-back polo! But I have played Rugby. I know, they aren't really the same, but they do both involve big hairy animals running around after a ball. I played for Norwich Lions team for two years, at the time they were a really good team.... and then I joined ;p.

Truth be told, during the winter I like to put on a pair of wellies and splash through puddles! I live in the countryside very close to the broads, in fact the river is a stones throw from my door. I can frequently be found outside doing a bit of archery or drifting downstream in a kayak. In contrast, I work and play in the city too! Why settle for the city or the country side? Surely its better to have both right!?

Nights out or nights in, they are both the same to me. Its not what you do, its who you're with! Don't get me wrong I love a good night in the city, but with the right company it can be pretty good at home

I play tennis on a Wednesday evening for East Anglian Tennis Club. When I was 8 I played tennis for the first time, the coach got us playing a game of killer. I never really understood why it was called that, until one day I swung for the ball and hit another kid in the back of head. It took a little while but he eventually woke up. I guess now I know why they called it killer...

As my name suggests, I am a bit of an experimental chef. I really want to learn how to cook traditional Indian food, it's brilliant how many different spices go into each recipe. Indian takeaways are great, but being able to cook one, well that's an entirely different story! All that being said I also enjoy making a mean Chocolate Crème Brulee.

Scuba diving is amazing, full stop. Swimming around at the bottom of the sea really is like stepping into an alien world. This was one experience that really blew me away, and something I will never forget. I have been on about 8 dives and I'm dying to go again!

I am looking to meet some new friends, but I am single and the right friendship may lead to more

hate to do this after the last time but tldr;

the profiles to long do something short that grabs attention and sparks curiosity.

e.g fun, sociable, exiting. looking for an adventurous woman who likes to misbehave.

1 - Use a decent font

2 - Use a decent font

3 - Make it sharp and funny and short! It's not supposed to tell your life story, just let people know that you are interesting and they should find out more!

4 - as Chops said tldr, I read the first 2 lines...

yea the font wasn't helpful

this long profile thing I think is learnt at school where you soon learn if you write a shit load of total bollox they'll get bored and just give you a C.

The theme is to the point and sweet. How about: *

Man seeks woman for a shag. Form an orderly queue.

* not a field tested profile
** might be a piss take post