Why didnt you yoink mine like?

why is it when Bruce Banner turns into the Hulk all his clothes get torn except for his shorts??

cheers kowalski was gonna go to bed but m'off to go watch 'clerks' thanks to that post.

One liners are not about the words, it's about the delivery.

You could wander over to a girl and say "hey, you remind of my ex... before I stabbed her" in a way that will get you arrested, or in a way that's cocky/funny.

That said, I like "Hey, question... you look like you'd be good in a fight. Am I right?"..... and wait.
No matter what she says, you can follow it up with something.