Never mind what should I text this bird questions I see posted, these are the real questions we should should need to ask ourselves.

Pussy or arse, their choice or yours?

You've sleapt with a girl whose engaged, should you make her apologise?

Having her eat your arse, day one or two?

You've pulled a girl to your g/f place, who do you fuck first?

Speaking of which, do you cum quick and enjoy the show or hold out for as long as possible?

What's best to drink before she drinks your piss?

You've tied up a girl with a powerful vibrator left inside her, how many hours should you leave her?

Threesomes in a bars toilets what's the best positions?

Face Fucking, is puking a good or bad thing?

Harems, how many is too much?

Is it wrong to judge a girl on the texture of her vagina?

Arse to mouth, how to get them to shut up about it?

Please guys this is serious, I need answers!

I feel a little bit damaged having read this post

This is a clear symptom of no wank february..

Edit this post is enfused with irony. Plus a shit load of testosterone.