I had to tell u this,

im watchin supernatural and this thing is after virgins... in horror films its always the virgin who get it..

so u should try it coz im gonna

Go to a girl and say

"Excuse me but U look like a virgin, and for your own safety as you know, monsters like dracula etc LOVE hunting virgins... so for your protection IM GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE UR VIRGINITY, coz thats the kinda guy i am, Kinda like Van helsing"

Ironically, doesn't that make YOU a monster that's going around hunting for virgins?

You could follow up with that line


HAHAH Quality

but tell them its for the greater good

"Hi, I'm Phil and I'm looking for virgins to murder..."

thats wat u can say when they say they are not a virgin

then u can say... NOW ARE YOU SURE UR NOT A VIRGIN...

there snookered THEY HAVE TO SLEEP WITH U NOW.

wow its like the new MM

Fixed !!!!!