Was wondering, does such a thing exist?

I want to try something new for once, and I have a friend of mine who'd make a good target dummy for this.

I need some form of foolproof line to lift a girl off her feet, you know, with that romantic stuff they adore so much. What I have in mind up till now is: holding her hand whilst doing the move, intense eye contact, touching her lips with my fingers and moving down to her chin before I move in for the kiss.

But I still need some content or something to tell her, to wow her. Advice friends?

if u want somethin corny, u gotta layer it so its not corny..

somethin like

"u know somethin, a shit load of love songs have just started making loads of sence to me"

"In this light you kinda look like Cheryl Cole"

Ha, I literally told a bird that tonight. But she did look like Cheryl cole

My ex was a Cheryl Cole lookalike -- she was still a freak and had to go

Cheryl Cole is frigid, look at the facts.

She marries a footballer, moves her Mum into the annex and eventually he gets so sexually frustrated he sauces every tart in a five mile radius.

Would he do this if he was servicing her regularly?

She's deffo one of those annoying hot girls who pretend to be more interested in sex than they actually are.


Good for a wank mind (Last weekend fo a month!!)

Scamp

Is it me or does it look like Cheryl Cole has cock on her back?

did not kno she has some blurry scribbling on her arse. shame. I like tatts sometimes but that ones not good enough for cheryl. please outline the cock in paint and repost lol. to me it looks like a winged vagina with teeth sat on a leaf.

I dont think its finished yet, looks like its just outlined

Maybe the ultimate flirt line is

"excuse me, you've a bit cock on your back there"