So i was in bed the other night dreaming of gaming as normal...and I came up with a funny idea, which could turn into a money making venture, Now as you all know I am ex Virgin Atlantic Air Steward of 10 years, and working with girls for 10 year, opens the door to many things
Now fast forward on a bit, after learning about game, you get to see things in a bigger picture, and its all about value and validation....
so let me give you the sales pitch....
If was given a pound for everytime the following has happened, id be a millionaire, and I gurantee you guys have had this too...
Example 1.The crew would go out and get crazy drunk and end up doing something silly (you all know what I mean)... then the next day when we had to fly home, they would come downstairs to hotel reception and all the girls would call them sluts etc etc .... normal thing......so the girls anti slut device story would come out....
Girl:"my drink was spiked"
Me:"no it wasnt, you where drunk and got seduced, and sucked some geezers cock,its as simple as that honey, no drugs im afriad... 10 years flying has taught me a few things)"
If I filled out 1 air safety report for these girls, I must of filled out over 100, due to drinks being spiked... and i promise no one in the bar on layovers spiked their drinks...
It was AMAZING to see how many girls would come up with crazy stories to activate the antislut device....their was no rohhyphol....
Example 2:The all the girls where Obsessed with stalkers....I mean obsessed... there was a validation competetion with them about EX's, guys they gave their numbers too, and stalkers....
Now the interesting was, you would say to them...
Me:"you got a stalker... ?"
them (with a massive proud smile on their face) "yeah he wont leave me alone"
Me:"so how often does me txt you then ?"
Girl:"Oh, um, er, eh, really often"
Me:"how often"
Girl:"all the time"
Me:"define how often?"
Girl:"3 times a week"
Me"wjat does he say ? I want to kill you ?"
Girl:"no how are you ?"
Me"oh, does he know where u live ?"
Girl:"no I dont think so"
Me"so hes not really a stalker then is he ?"
you get the drift..... it amazed me the level and effort girls will go to validate themselves to make them selves feel good...and also to get themselves value in front of their girly friends.....makeing up stalkers, boyfriends... etc etc
and finally
example 3: It has also never ceased to amaze me the extent girls will go to get orbiters, ie the "standby guys" in their phone book, and they would make sure EVERY FUCKER knows about them, and the hotter the girl the more orbiters she would have, the "buy her dinner orbiter" the "ex boyfriend orbiter", the "lets just be friends orbiters".... now even more interesting was when they didnt have any..... it used to drive them nuts....Imagine the scene, shes sitting on the sofa with the 2 girl flatmates, they are getting txts left,right and centre from their orbiters and theres Jenny with no boyfriends and no txts to reply back "lets just be friends"... im telling you theirs nothing, that will get a girls fanny wetter than a load of orbiters...
So heres comes my plan... if chubbys and validation hungry chicks are paying 30 quid a month for a quewe of validation in the form of match.com.... well why not provide a better service.... and all from the anonmity of the internet, or a boarded up discret shop next to anne summers, where no one can see them come in...
I present to you.........
Validation4you.com....
The service where a guy will come at a pre-defined point, when the girl is with her friends...
Now validation4you.com can provide this amazing service for you...
and heres the price list....
£1: A compliment "you're nice"
£5. A gold compliment "wow your so hot"
£15. A platiumum compliment "wow your so hot, let me buy you a drink" (followed by a drink bought for you in front of all the girls!!!!!)
£100. TXT messages ALL NIGHT !!!! from the ex boyfriend/**stalker... providing validation all night, just imagine all the lets be friends txts you can send back with all the girls watching and reading the txts !!!! You'll be the star of the night !!!!
£500. As above... but the "ex" or "stalker" will turn up at the bar/club and offer validation all night, by trying to get back with you..... just imagine how jealous, your mates will be.... just imagine all the emotion you can stir/create and fake !!!! wow !!!! ** please note, only 4 drinks will be bought for you!**
£3000, Our Gold Supreme Package... txts messages all day before you go out to get you prevalidated... followed by all the above !!!!!!, and then we will thrown in a gay friend for the weekend to hang around you all weekend to validate you some more, ( if you self asteem is that shit you need a gay friend) also... we will add 400 random friends to your facebook account,to give you even more validation !!!!!! and then if thats not enough, the next day, we will contact all you're *friends to tell them your drink was spiked and that was why you sucked that bad boys cock....
Validation4you.com....