Went out last night,

chattin to a group of girls, one was dancin well sexy, i grabbed her an spun her so she had her back to me so she started with the sexy dancin.

i bit her an said, are you plannin on makin a porno with me

she smiled, shortly after i said goodbye, she said "oh are you leavng"

yeah i said, i know u wanna make that porno... HER: well we wont never know now ur leaving will we. ME: Put ur number in there then! we will talk

Next one was quality, walked past this girl... Well hello (gets well close up to her RIGHT IN HER COMFORT ZONE) face to face few inches apart, asked her name, as soon as she told me i just kissed her then spun her round and whispered put ur number in my phone... Ye ok she says

thinkin im utter cool... she hands the phone back with this 07%@%@*((& somthin like tha and smiled at me

hahahah BOSS ... blew out but was funny, i just smiled at her an said... nice, ill call you.

went back told my mates got pissed

but do u wanna make a porno is a good shout, and gettin all up in there zone like in R&B videos is a winner aswell