I am going to have sex with a stripper soon and was considering trying stripper game on Saturday day time in the strip pubs near me as a starting point.

Has anyone had any real success in this area? (Phil - I know you have!)

My guideline tactic will probably go something like this:

I am currently writing a sitcom so will sit in strip pub doing this. When stripper asks what I'm doing I will tell her.

I will also let her know at some point that I find this place quite comfortable/creative as an ex of mine was a dancer who was always really supportive of my writing (ok this needs work and is a lie, but I feel necessary to let her know I have dated strippers before which brings my value up and I am not just there as a sleaze).

If she tries to bring it to business I will say 'sorry you got the wrong guy' and go back to my writing or say something along the lines of 'hey I told you no business chat - I thought we were friends!' (this seems to create a good connection with shot girls - although in fairness I ain't fucked one yet)

I will tease her a lot.

I will make reference to how it'd be interesting to see what she's like outside of this environment.

I will find out interesting non-stripper things about her.

I will show interest, but will not be sleazy.

As usual I will make statements/guess things about her and probably use a bit of push pull stuff. This seems to work for me!

I will find out what time she finishes. If soon, come back for insta-date. If not try for N close.

Go for drink, have fun, fuck a stripper, be very happy, once my ego dies down realise I am still as lonely as before and move on to next challenge..... : )

Repeat cycle!

Any feedback on this welcome, but please be constructive.

Before you do this please think of the poor lass who has to go to work to earn a living and put up with this bullshit.

I hope your sitcom charts the adventures of a bunch of affable strippers or is at least set in a stripclub or thats gonna look very fucking weird.

Seriously mate your 5 aproaches a day stuff was awesome, go back to doing that, im sure numerically you'l bump into a stripper on the street and have much more sucess than this way.

Did Phil meet his stripper at a club? I would have thought its hard to kino in there without being thrown out for touching the girls too much. Not that you'd try if they were dancing as a result of u paying them. Yeah seriously one of the chars in the sitcom must be a stripper. Also make sure you express that you find it impressive how confident she must be to get naked infront of strangers and how you respect outgoing girls who arent afraid of sexuality.

They also have to be athletic and keep themselves in shape, which takes dedication, and dance with style and coordination. Personally, not sure why strippers are so prized in the pua community, I would rather pull a ten in a standard club environment.

ok.... story time

i want to a strippers once with my (at the time) mate... ha asked me if he could pretend my company was his...

i said SHOOT do whatever u want

when u paid to get in u get a free ticket for a dance. so we are sat there and a girl comes and askes DO U WANT A DANCE.

"no thanks" but here, you can have my ticket.

HER: Why do you not want a dance

I smile, im good, ur nice n tha, but i just get nothin from havin a girl dance for me.... my ex GF (GF AT THE TIME) was a striper so i know EXACTLY how much u girls rip on guys.... coz u take us all for a ride... so here take the ticket .

She did... then her and her mate come over and sit with me and my mate.

he is sitting there he goes (this isa lie btw) OH JEESUS IVE SPENT 500 quid in like an hour im runnin low shall we go the cash machine....

tell these phil dont i own a company blah blah blah..... i was like yea man u do.

the girls where literaly BUZZIN OFF HIM.... so it came that i ended up talkin about HOW MUCH THEY TAKE THE PISS OUT OF guys in there... coz i know the strip scene inside out.

DO YOU THINK THEY HAVENT HEARD EVERY MADE UP STORY ON THE PLANET, they are bored of the shit... it earns them money to act like they think ur the only man on earth.

anyway... later in the night we had about lets say 4 r 5 strippers with me my mate and 2 other guys we had befriended.... all sat round chattin away for like 30 mins

one stripper said.... id love to come home with you

"yeah well its tuff coz i have a girl"

her reply "oh i dont mean come home like tha i just mean coz u make me laf....

"oh really, so u wanna sit on the end f my bed so i can tell u jokes"

u have to get into the circle WITHOUT ACTIN SUMTHIN UR NOT... u cant let em take ur money UNLESS UR A SUPER HUNK.....(women find it hard dancin for guys they fancy alot of the time.

but honestly... looks matter to strippers i think, not really themslves, but socially they dont wanna be known as the UGLY FUCKER FUCKER

im currently bangin a stripper, who is very intelligent, owns her own business... hates strippin, and keeps it well low profile, but does it coz its BIG PENNIES, dont drink... dont do drugs....

i know another who im friends with was a sales rep for thompson local, fucked it off to do strippin coz she earns a fortune using her sales skill to get guys to get dances...

she dont do drugs or socialize with the other strippers (its work)

so kowalski whilst i agree... and would never have a stripper GF again!!! i dont think they are all daddy issue girls.... just the ones who spend all their earnings on coke!

coz shotgun bullets are bad for your health...