so im walkin back from college before.... i am on the phone to some girl... and walk past a man lying on the floor looking a bit... well erm, DEAD
previous to this i had spotted a lil fitty wearin lots of fur clothes cute & hot
i was about to ignore the chap (as drunken men on the floor is not rare in liverpool, plus i find being a samaritan usualy isnt worth the agro i.e bite or rabies)
so the hotty looks at me, looks at the man.. i put the phone down on this girl "OPPORTUNITY"
we both walk to the man, she shakes him "HELLO" (foreign, i fuckin love them)
turns out she from cyprus... i am SHIT with foreigners tho coz they dont get my humour, i speak really fast and all i ever get is HUH, WHAT SORRY... or they laf like they get me... but they dont
so i have to revert to fuckin QUESTION TIME... i felt so akward asked her what she did, teased her a bit... but it was on def ears.... she was laffing... i used easy to understand jokes like asking if the drunk guy was her boyfriend.
so after the ambulance turned up i asked if she wanted to meet up for a drink
she had a boyfriend (SLAG)
but it coulda been diff.....
but on this note.... Does anyone else have a problem teasing foreign women... i cant do my shit!!! but at the same token....
i feel akward doin questions and answers and nodding along