so im walkin back from college before.... i am on the phone to some girl... and walk past a man lying on the floor looking a bit... well erm, DEAD

previous to this i had spotted a lil fitty wearin lots of fur clothes cute & hot

i was about to ignore the chap (as drunken men on the floor is not rare in liverpool, plus i find being a samaritan usualy isnt worth the agro i.e bite or rabies)

so the hotty looks at me, looks at the man.. i put the phone down on this girl "OPPORTUNITY"

we both walk to the man, she shakes him "HELLO" (foreign, i fuckin love them)

turns out she from cyprus... i am SHIT with foreigners tho coz they dont get my humour, i speak really fast and all i ever get is HUH, WHAT SORRY... or they laf like they get me... but they dont

so i have to revert to fuckin QUESTION TIME... i felt so akward asked her what she did, teased her a bit... but it was on def ears.... she was laffing... i used easy to understand jokes like asking if the drunk guy was her boyfriend.

so after the ambulance turned up i asked if she wanted to meet up for a drink

she had a boyfriend (SLAG) but it coulda been diff.....

but on this note.... Does anyone else have a problem teasing foreign women... i cant do my shit!!! but at the same token....

i feel akward doin questions and answers and nodding along

I tried talking to some Taiwanese lasses once. Went over said 'Hello' they were nice and tried to talk but their English was horrific. They didnt seem to understand much of what I said, they just nodded and laughed and said 'Yes' to everything, after a couple minutes I lost interest and fucked them off. Looking back It was me who let the language become a barrier.

When I was in Japan though I went to the beach one day and I remember seeing these two American GI's take their pick of the lasses over there just through sheer confidence/dominance. They walked over said 'Hey Girls' didnt give a fuck if they spoke English or not, took them by the hand and said 'Lets go get some drinks' some went with them, some didn't. I get your situations kinda different, but the whole dominance/confidence thing worked the best with foreigners from what I saw that day.

well... im pretty damn good in that department... however a dark night in liverpool takin a chick by the hand....

id prefer to avoid the sex offenders list... but i will take the confidence thing on board.

i suppose that shows body language is most of it

No one wants to be on the sex offenders register Phil

not unless its worth it

I have quite a bit of experience with foreign girls, I actually prefer them to English girls and over half my girlfriends have been foreign. Foreign is a lot of countries and each country has different cultures which will affect how you game but here's some bit's and pieces you might find useful:

Pretty much every country outside of England is less introvert than us, apart from some Middle Eastern and Asian countries (I tend to avoid these in general, too much work and cultural difference is too big), so cold approaches don't shock them as much and they are likely to be happy to talk to you, especially here, they've come to our country they want to meet the locals yet English people are generally hard make friends with outside of the pub.
-In Mediterranean cultures Kino is the norm, which is kinda good as it's natural and easy, but also means that it's less of an ioi.
-Language lessons are the perfect way to secure second dates, they almost always want to improve/practise their English and you can throw all sorts of flirty things into a language lesson. Just ask if their English is improving and get them to practise on you in exchange for teaching a bit of their language.
-The language/culture difference can be a blessing, it makes it soo much easier to be out of yourself because they don't understand the cultural norms that English people are brought up with properly, so you can set them however you like and get away with a lot more.
- Be their underground guide show them "the real England", your knowledge of our country is a big DHV, and allows you to take control in a very alpha way. A good way is to have them tell you what they've done so far in England,then tell them they are missing the best parts, easy.
-Tease them about where their from, dead easy situational neg straight away and every country has stupid stereotypes.
- Play up to the English gentleman at times, they pretty much all have fantasies about the sterotypical English gentleman sweeping them of their feet. Think Hugh Grant/James Bond, they lap up that shit.
- talk slowly calmly and confidently with lots of hand gestures and kino (don't talk louder).

These might not be as effective with with foreign people who have been in the U.K for a long time as they adapt to our culture ect, but I would say foreign girls are easy prey and good targets to practise on and I generally find them hot as hell particularly Italian and Spanish.

Much Love

You know exactly who you need to speak to on this note. I'm surprised (and almost offended) that you even needed to ask!

It's hard at first, almost impossible. The only way is if you get a bit cultured about the world and have something that you can tell them about their own country. Once you have this, a whole new world opens up for you.

On the other hand, you can just learn to speak clearly and slowly in standard English (without any slang) be very helpful and kind and introduce them to British drinking culture.

*opportunities