My first post so ppl please go easy ...
I am in a really tricky situation a 'friend' more like someone I know from similiar social circles of mine loves to slate aspects of me so that in a group he is the alpha of the group. the problem is if ever we are both out and im with a set he jumps in and starts straight away. Basicaly im looking for a way to AMOG him back without looking like the jerk but making sure he gets the point.

What he said ^^^

ALL HAIL JAZ

lol hey just want to give an update last night went out the parties were rocking and ladies looking nice then guess who came to spoil my fun that 'friend'. Took your advice though blew him off whenever he tried to grind my gears he didnt quit though but here is the funny part i was out that night with some chicks who are just friends ,wasn't sarging just enjoying my time, when he started his antics around them my tipsy friend blurted out what a fag he is acting like always talking about me and that she is convinced he has a man crush on me!! i burst out laughing and he was speechless resorting to a laugh trying to brush of the comment....needless to say didnt see him for the rest of the night who would have thought something so simple would have such great results.

I'm very new to this but I had a few thoughts.

Your tipsy friend may have also stumbled upon something you can use, if he does it again just mention the man crush, say something like he's acting like you're in a playground and that he really wants a piece of you.
Say your sorry but you don't swing that way, if he denies he is say something like 'it's ok I've heard it can't be hard coming out'.
Also whenever he insults you again just say i've told you i'm sorry I don't swing that way.

What's everyones thoughts would this work on the guy or anyone else acting that way?
My only worry is it might really piss someone off but once you've said your piece about him being gay you can deflect any other insults.

This would work on women too of they start insulting you, if you act cocky funny wouldn't it?